Humor

Pundemic jokes

source- Horsesmouth.com

My husband purchased a world map and then gave me a dart and said, “Throw this and wherever it lands—that’s where I’m taking you when this pandemic ends.” Turns out, we’re spending two weeks behind the fridge.
After years of wanting to thoroughly clean my house but lacking the time, during quarantine I discovered that wasn’t the reason.
Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
Being quarantined with a talkative child is like having an insane parrot glued to your shoulder.
Nothing like relaxing on the couch after a long day of being tense on the couch.